TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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