I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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