Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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