who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
