I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She announced her abortion via fbk
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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