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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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