Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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