So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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