He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
