you win again, gameday.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
