So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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