Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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