I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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