What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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