4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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