Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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