It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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