We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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