I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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