The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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