Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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