he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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