So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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