Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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