GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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