they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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