My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
