No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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