whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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