bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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