She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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