so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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