Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Randomize
