How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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