its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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