fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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