I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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