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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.

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(319): View more from Iowa

dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us

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(317): View more from Indiana

According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?

(513): View more from Ohio

Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?

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