do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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