I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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