That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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