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• (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  What did your mom walk in?

  (516): View more from New York

  She flung her tampon across the room.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.

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  Dude, if you don't take her, I will.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.

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• (707): View more from California

  I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.

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• (818): View more from California

  You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.

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• (510): View more from California

  He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.

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