Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
