Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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