Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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