"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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