Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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