I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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