Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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