He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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