If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need help removing her.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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