The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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