So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Randomize
