I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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