do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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