Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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