we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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